Shit that’s canon to the TF2 universe according to the latest comic:

chefpyro:

Medic sold his soul to the devil, got eight more.

Scout is God’s gift to Earth.

Spy is Scout’s father, Scout believes it’s Tom Jones, has a “Sex Bomb” tattoo on his chest, which is misspelled.

The human body can gestate one baboon, two at most. This happens.

Medic has regrown Demo’s eye many times, but the eye always becomes a monster during Halloween. Demo does not remember this due to a botched brain surgery, again, by Medic.

Scout’s first name is Jeremy, Medic’s last name is Ludwig.

reginadentata:

Don’t shit on people’s donation posts. No matter how financially secure you think you are, life can hit you with a curveball that knocks you on your ass and leaves you with nothing. Most of us are one mental breakdown, one diagnosis of chronic illness, one firing or failed business enterprise away from losing everything & being dependent on the kindness of others. Shit happens and circumstances can change in a heartbeat. Stay humble & be thankful for what you have. Don’t be an asshole.

aph-lithuania:
“ sir-argues-a-lot:
“ arcadequartermaster:
“A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.
”
I just want to know how the guy got the knife’s temperature below absolute zero.
That’s the kind of shit that gets you a nobel, man.
”
i was...

aph-lithuania:

sir-argues-a-lot:

arcadequartermaster:

A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.

I just want to know how the guy got the knife’s temperature below absolute zero.

That’s the kind of shit that gets you a nobel, man.

i was scrolling through the video to try and find the actual moment that he put the knives together but i started losing it when

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halalbarbie:
“ bundyspooks:
“A picture of Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch girl who was the unsuspecting killer of dozens of Nazis. Along with her friend Hannie and her sister Truus, the girls worked with a team from the Dutch Resistance to lure men into...

halalbarbie:

bundyspooks:

A picture of Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch girl who was the unsuspecting killer of dozens of Nazis. Along with her friend Hannie and her sister Truus, the girls worked with a team from the Dutch Resistance to lure men into the woods for a promised kiss. Once they reached a remote location, the men got a bullet to the head instead.

……..Iconic

captainsnoop:

overwatch fan content: shipping art, discourse, big ass hentai, fanfics of mei getting raw-dogged by road hog

TF2 fan content:

minafi:

Overwatch Comic: Ahh it’s the merry time of Christmas where we should all take time to be with the ones we love most–

Tf2 Comic: NUDITY!!! BABOON BABIES SAVE THE DAY!!! FIGHTS WITH NAKED PEOPLE!!! DIE AND THEN COME BACK TO LIFE IT’S NO BIGGIE!!!! HONEY COVERED NAKED PEOPLE WRESTLING THEIR ROBOTIC DOPPELGANGERS! !!!! AAAAA AAA ASJDKR4NRBEJK

So, the devil calls Medic “Mr. Ludwig”?

kritzelkrams:

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Then why did Valve name him Ludwig? Did they open a dictionary of German names and randomly picked one? Was someone listening to Ludwig van Beethoven at the time of developing the story? Or did they take real person as reference?

Carl Ludwig, a German physiologist (1816 - 1895), might be a good candidate.

I mean look at him! He has the same glasses as Medic does!!!11!!1

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If that isn’t proof enough for you, here is an invention he come up with. It’s not an Überheart device, but still: Die Stromuhr - A device that was plugged between the two ends of a cut bloodvessel to measure the strength of bloodflow.

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He also did the first research on isolated organs, like this frog heart:

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Interesting!


Ha ha! I actually tricked you in to learning something about medical history! *vanishes in a cloud of smoke, manically laughing*
candybaggins:
“bless tf2 comics
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candybaggins:

bless tf2 comics

captainvonkuschelschnecke:

cinnamon roll

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sinnamon roll

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askmerc267:

oversalt:

A good Mei is a dead Mei

posted with permission from OP

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