Silver Tongue

Reblog if you agree.

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”

sparklycreatorpheonix:
powerburial:
good ending: trump goes to prison for 18 years for treason
bad ending: world ends in mutually assured destruction
true ending: 4 years of bullshit and u.s. left with shittier economy
bad ending: liberals kill themselves in a fit of bitchiness
good ending: liberals grow the fuck up and wake the fuck up
true ending: liberals grow the fuck up and wake the fuck up and apologize for being such babies.
Learn what “True ending” means, your antigamer leftism is showing.

pedeef:

OMG

monotoneminor:

#did they major in physics or something holy shit

They all had their dreams

rozenn-blog:

I… Those two are too cute, I had to! ♥︎

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:
if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

masterbunne:

I’m peeing

deafchan:

cockyhorror:
rosie-girl:
gotitforcheap:
this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning
Modern ghost story
Did reddit save this dudes life
Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

olivegarden:

mikehottman:
when ppl use NHL hockey players to catfish on tinder in CANADA?????? Up your game you fools
IM CRYING