letaliabane:

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas. 

more-of-an-ass-man:

You’re powered up, get in there!

sasgalula:

bidoof:

dwinkus:

bidoof:

homestuck ruined my life

matt you big baby you never even read homestuck

you don’t need to smoke cigarettes to suffer from second hand smoking

Attention: if you or a loved one laughed at bucket jokes, talk about quadrants, or even utter the word fuckass, you might be eligible for financial compensation.

hamigakimomo:

monsterkin:

its not ‘for boys’ or ‘for girls’. its for me. its mine. you cant have it

maiyowl:

jellywolfess:

nonbinarysapphic:

ive recently found out that in the 80s lesbians who were more interested in cuddles and kisses rather than sex were called bambi lesbians

it’s such a cute thing omg let’s bring this term back

Art by: Yamino

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

lovegoodloki1048:

mohawk-yeshua:

onderdog:

mixie-the-pan-trashcan:

mistresskabooms:

orriculum:

seasons-in-hell:

“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.”

Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours?

The stars cannot reach you. Repent: They lie in wait.

Ooooooh ☄

The curses are gone when you look away. So look away, they too, have teeth

Your enemies are not what they seem. Prepare: they lie in wait.

The stars do not know you prepare they come ever faster

The caves cannot reach you, sleep well, they too have teeth

your teeth are gone when you look away, repent they’ll whisper you your fate

The eyes are not what they seem. Sleep well for they too have teeth

subtlecitylights:

a million times this.

blackness-by-your-side:

This commercial spills so much tea 👆🏾