shes even dressed like a shady allyway surgeon

disneyjuniorofficial:

cartoonetworkofficial:

Fakes. Fakes. Fakes. None of you are valid.

*puts gun to your head* think again, bitch

greatwhitegravity:

ithelpstodream:

centrists be like

I MEAN.

skarchomp:

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

brumble-tunges-scrungles-cumbis:

cr-mango:

luxwing:

greenhat97:

tatooinedovah:

“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”

listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh

pls love urself

Oh and if you want to play something like Dark Souls? Don’t feel bad for using guides or looking up walkthroughs. I’ve done that to find specific items, or when something is so bullshit and obscure that I need help for it (I’m pretty damn good at it, too.) 

And guess what? My experience didn’t diminish at all. If anything it helped me. 

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

Its about having fun

papatulus:

cheercaptain:

PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately 

my mum: eat your vegetables!!

me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people

haiku-oezu:

As far as I can remember it’s always been with me, even before I realized it was sexual

Then when I got on the internet and I started getting the urge of looking for… you know, I found out the nature of the attraction and I was like “oh yeah, that makes sense”