Silver Tongue
crazy-thel:
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owlturdcomix:
“ I posted this on Twitter a little while back, but never posted it here on Tumblr. Figured it’d be good to put it here too, because some of you follow me here but not on Twitter / don’t use Twitter / etc, but this is an important...

owlturdcomix:

I posted this on Twitter a little while back, but never posted it here on Tumblr. Figured it’d be good to put it here too, because some of you follow me here but not on Twitter / don’t use Twitter / etc, but this is an important message that I wanna get out to all of my readers.

Also, thank you for reading my comix! :]

whatshermainfandom:

tennants-hair:

things about the harry potter movies that bother the fans

  • movie hermione having all of ron’s good traits
  • movie ginny showing less emotion than a brick
  • harry casting the lumos spell in privet drive
  • peeves not being in any of the movies
  • hermione’s dress in goblet of fire being pink and not blue like in the book
  • ‘’calmly’‘

i love how everyone just knows what “calmly” means

hauntedportraits:

This show is going to kill me.

knitmeapony:

Me:  Huh, what are those bottles doing?  Swinging?  Are they going to hit or something?  Ooho, that one was close…

Person in background: *does the thing!*

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE

whatareyoureallyafraidof:
“ You know what? I do see the difference!
The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential...

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

You know what? I do see the difference!

The guy on the left is awarding Ellen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. That’s an award given to American citizens. The guy on the right is giving a veteran the Presidential Medal of Honor, an award given to soldiers who serve their country.

Obama gave out Medals of Honor to dozens of soldiers. So it is really weird that they chose to use a photo of him with Ellen instead of one any of those. It’s almost as if they were intentionally making an unfair comparison in order to confirm the biases of the uneducated rubes who trust Facebook memes more than actual news.

Fun Fact: That veteran served in Vietnam, a war that the current commander in chief deferred from serving in FIVE TIMES because he had painful “bone spurs.”

The president heroically overcame that obstacle the second the draft was over, and now he can even play golf 2-3 times a week instead of doing the job he was elected to do.

See? You can learn something from memes. It just takes a little digging.

- John Marcotte

lakewitch:

this blog is a game of thrones season 7 spoiler free zone, also seasons 1-6 because i’ve never seen the show and i couldn’t give a shit if i tried

theladyinquisitors:

lordstark:

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

straightboyfriend:

tretijrebeglock:

tretijrebeglock:

*cocks shotgun*

*cocks dick*

*dicks shotgun*

*shotguns dick*