backdoorbride:

itscolossal:

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

Okay I work at FedEx and
1) the conveyor belts go 60 mph
2) fragile stickers mean literally nothing
3) I’ve literally seen a driver dropkick a package onto the truck so make sure you bubble wrap the fuck out of your shit.

There are three rules.

sxlinha:

staedtlers-and-stabilos:

1. If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. 

2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 

3. If you do not step forward, you will remain in the same place. 

Wow, i really needed this

super-star-destroyer:

skaletal:

self-critical-automaton:

critical-perspective:

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

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‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

Cerberus. the three headed dog of the underworld translates roughly to spot

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I become a politician

deluxetrashqueen:

Some smemes, for your viewing pleasure.

Pt. 10

[Smeme masterpost]

teamskull4koma:

Rated E for Everyone.

mensweardog:
“ Hunting for compliments ✨
From the pages of #mensweardogbook 📔 available online & at your nearest @barnesandnoble
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mensweardog:

Hunting for compliments ✨

From the pages of #mensweardogbook 📔 available online & at your nearest @barnesandnoble

pattissecretartblog:

pattissecretartblog:

I would like to point out that

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tracer and mccree go together to gay bars which means

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gay bar

what I wanna say is sombra and mccree are gay too

this is my fav tag on this

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