dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

feministfangirl:

This picture was taken before I killed the entire party and used one of their reanimated corpses to further the villain’s goals 😅
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#d20 #rpg #tabletoprpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dmlife

SO EVIL

“If the DM is smiling, it’s already too late.“  -Ancient Gaming Proverb

artedish:

butterbutch:

sincerelypenelope:

lesliefeinberg:

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

100% would reblog this every day.

songsaboutswords:

korolevx:

oh yeah that’s the same united states senator from iowa that mows his lawn with three lawnmowers tied together

thats exactly that kind of ingenuity i want legislating thats goddamned incredible 

morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

transexualizer:

kaigen-apple:

transexualizer:

that screenshot of ocelot’s wiki article that has 19 different affiliations and says “occupation: spy” right under it

ICONIC

shaneycake:

drdjice800:

overwatch-fan-art:

Overwatch: H20 by Risachantag

@shaneycake

This pleases me

Originally posted by lipeka

baawri:

Meryl Streep Slams Donald Trump at Golden Globes 2017