Fact: Every Link puts the Master Sword back after its purpose in their quest is fulfilled
Another Fact: Link still has the Master Sword in Super Smash Brothers. Brawl has the cutscene where he draws it from the pedestal again but in the other games he just Has It
Conclusion: Link is procrastinating saving his entire homeland just to beat the crap out of Mario
Other theory: Link’s Quest is it to beat the crap out of Mario
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Rubbed on balls every night for three years straight and I still ended up with over twenty kids. This stuff does not work.
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“I got a free cat in the box with this purchase but I’m not sure if I should open it to see if the cat is ok.”
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I left this product next to my pet lizard, unfortunately now he’s 350ft tall now and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan”
“If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?“
“I want to turn my pet iguana into a 400 foot tall kaiju with radioactive breath. How many should I buy?”
“Oh, so on re-reading the book, it’s nitrogen, phosphorus, and POTASSIUM in garden fertiliser. Not Uranium. My bad, great product, and I’m now off to take the tomato plant for its walk.”
“Would rate zero stars if I could! I guess the super powers you receive from this product are completely random. My power was colon cancer and the ability to smell colors. How am I supposed to fight crime with that?! Do not buy!”
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Relabeled it liverwurst and left it in the break room fridge. Of course it was gone the next day. Turned of the lights in our office and as expected, Peter from accounting was the only one glowing in the dark. No wonder he never brought lunch to work.”
“This stuff works great as hair removal. Take the rock and crush it into your shampoo. All of your hair will fall out, and give your head a nice glow so you can read without any lights on.”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.