Silver Tongue

gothicprep:

garbomatsu:

gothicprep:

no offense but… Rick & morty is game of thrones for people who wrote in harambe

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pitythem. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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oborolover:

ohmygod-they-were-roommates:

cmder:

oborolover:

cmder:

oborolover:

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

What the fuck is a horse accent

Oh You Know

maidofsalt:
“It’s tuesjade again!!! This girl grab a frog!! THATS FOR DAMN SURE!!
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maidofsalt:

It’s tuesjade again!!! This girl grab a frog!! THATS FOR DAMN SURE!!

kumagawa:

dangan ronpa is hilarious because there’s a legitimate serial killer in the group who doesn’t kill anyone and just watches everyone else get killed over dumb shit

sale-aholic:

1eleven:

aleshakills:

sale-aholic:

Perhaps the people that claim “immigrants are taking their jobs” should go work on those farms.

So now they can suddenly afford to pay above minimum wage

it’s almost like they were paying people less than their labor was worth :Y

Exactly

scotchtapeofficial:
“ suppermariobroth:
“Mario’s face textures for all his different expressions in Mario Party 2.
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this is just a timeline of marios face when he’s having sex…
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scotchtapeofficial:

suppermariobroth:

Mario’s face textures for all his different expressions in Mario Party 2.

this is just a timeline of marios face when he’s having sex…

phisobi:

smeasel:

targuzzler:

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

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brittercrossing:

badgoku14:

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Everytime i see this i can help but play the music and laugh so hard

nudityandnerdery:
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