Silver Tongue

lastoneout:

misshoneywheeler:

kissmyafropuff:

toxicrants:

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

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Originally posted by catchingthefunnies

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Linda and Bob a relationship is all I want in life

chefpyro:

to be honest? i don’t give a flying fuck what anyone who i follow did or didn’t do. if i see a reason to unfollow, i will. if i don’t, i don’t. that’s my business. fuck off. leave me alone

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

good thing they didn’t have to do the 18 pages. it would have been hard to read without punctuation.

thinks i like: food and drama

things i love; food drama shows

angrybroccoli:
“ amarisea:
“ on his shell he holds the earth
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I hate photos like these. We get it. You smoke weed
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he will teach the avatar how to win pacifistly

angrybroccoli:

amarisea:

on his shell he holds the earth

I hate photos like these. We get it. You smoke weed

he will teach the avatar how to win pacifistly

kirbylesbian:

enecoo:

kirbylesbian:

enecoo:

kirbylesbian:

it’s been exactly 2 weeks since i made a promo post and i’ve gotta make one every other week!!

im emma im gay & jewish and i post nintendo & jojo mostly. look at this image

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Hey Emma, do you take constructive criticism?

yeah go ahead :)

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BROTHERS IN ARMS

blasphemous-lies-and-deceit:

eeveedream:

beka-tiddalik:

systlin:

dracota:

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chesand:

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arandomblackbook:

systlin:

systlin:

systlin:

So some dude got sent to the hospital with cyanide poisoning because he was eating cherries and decided, for some fucking reason, to crack the pits open and eat the meat inside.

“I didn’t think nothin’ of it. Thought it was just a seed.” 

“Deep breath”

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKIN GODS…..

(cue 25 minutes of unintelligible yelling)

….and that is why being separated from our food’s origins and not knowing anything about botany is what is wrong with the world today goddamnit. 

I bet some people would eat castor beans too. Or yew. Or just fuckin’ snack on some hemlock because it’s natural, man. 

Fucking incredible. 

LIKE IT TAKES SOME FUCKING EFFORT TO GET A CHERRY PIT OPEN FUCKING W H Y

Question: Is it the same with plums? I used to do that occasionally when I ate dried and seasoned Asian plums as a kid.

Yes. 

Plum pits do not contain as much as cherry, but they do. 

Do not eat stone fruit pits, people. Or bitter almonds. 

They all have cyanide in them. 

Oh boy, apricot kernels. The amount of people I see lauding those as a “cure for cancer” is… demoralizing. I can’t find it right now but I believe there was a mother in the past few years who was taken to court for child endangerment/neglect for feeding those to her very young child as a cancer treatment.

I saw this horror last year, and yelled for an entire hour. 

To be fair, I bet if you die of cyanide poisoning the cancer won’t kill you. 

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I have been wanting to use these photos for months.

The recommendation is to only eat 3 in one hour. because that is just the most filling snack and of course they will stop at three.

But then they say DON’T EAT MORE THEN 10 A DAY.

It’s not even FDA approved. “may be toxic”.

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Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s food for another creature doesn’t mean it’s fine for you.

Best case scenario it’s like grass which is basically neutral- it’s generally not going to kill you but there’s no nutrition for humans in it, and enough will probably make you sick.

Worst case scenario it’s something like belladonna berries which taste sweet but will kill you stone cold dead.

Same for the wrong kind of mushrooms, other berries, leaves and barks. Before consuming, CHECK. If you can’t check, don’t put it in your mouth.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

I’ve been saying this for so long, oh my gosh.

apple seeds have the same cyanide innards, but obviously not in such high quantities. you’d have to eat like 10 apple’s worth of seeds to feel the effect. for that matter, just swallowing a cherry pit whole isn’t going to do any harm, it’ll pass through your body before the outer layer breaks down. but deliberately cracking this stuff open and eating it isn’t the best idea

We had a fucking president who died from eating cherry pit meat and for up until the 1980s, it was believed to be the first assassination of a president. Zachary motherfucking Taylor died from cyanide due to cherries.

spellslots:

taako and lup start new memes every cycle. magnus loves it, but always uses them incorrectly. merle and davenport always somehow catch on like a year later. barry doesn’t quite get it but he loves both of the twins so he tries. lucretia claims to hate them, but one day taako saw her investigating a small species of invertebrate and heard her whisper “oh, worm?” and absolutely lost his shit.

sejient:

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen