lmaoooo
Everyone’s wondering why the hand ship from Jail Break was green if it was yellow diamonds, when her ship is yellow
I think we’re forgetting peridot was flying that ship, she adjusted the preferences
She made them green
Just like she wanted to do with the ruby shipOh mygod that nerd
Watch: Her ‘America’s Got Talent’ act was cut after Howard Stern fat shamed her. See her moves here.
QUEEN
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Sebastian Stan was a child in Romania under Ceaușescu’s regime. When you grow up like that, you’re always looking out for the next dictator.
His face in the last gif. It physically pains me, it’s like my feelings about this whole year summed up in one gif.
Shut the fuck up, publicist. Your client has an authentic moment based on his real life, and you want to stop him because it’s off the safe, polished, boring script.
the irony of him playing like a main character in the captain america franchise and being told not to say anything bad about donald trump im so
Before he died, the second last tweet by the legendary pirate king Gold Rodger was:
“My fortune is yours for the taking… but you’ll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece!”
His final tweet was:
“*place. Shit. Autocorrect, sorry.”
A classic.
DYING
Clickbaiting level: National Geographic
this added 5 years to my life
this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield
