Silver Tongue

royalsuggestion:

royalsuggestion:

royalsuggestion:

Fat girls and fat boys are honestly worth so much more than y'all give em credit for

Fat transgirls and fat transboys are
absolutely included in this!! Nonbinary people too!!!

Hey could you maybe reblog this part of post

mechadogcentral:
“ mynamesender:
“Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks
”
Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet
”

mechadogcentral:

mynamesender:

Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet

gravity-rocks:
“Even coolkids need hugs
”

gravity-rocks:

Even coolkids need hugs

hobbitkaiju:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Follow your dream

this is the most weirdly specific relatable comic I have ever seen

viralthings:
“Egg and gge
”
@craftykraken

mbulteau:

wretchedcrone:

earnestwoman:

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

i love when my door opens, keeps opening, clips into the wall, clips out of the hallway wall, closes from the opposite side, and my cat glitches into the room without a face

shubbabang:
“Brb killing golf
”

shubbabang:

Brb killing golf

beesmygod:
“ pduu:
“ everyworldneedslove:
“ dirkbolero:
“ spaceshipoftheseus:
“ matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:
“”
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside...

beesmygod:

pduu:

everyworldneedslove:

dirkbolero:

spaceshipoftheseus:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

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Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

so a poptart’s a sandwich

a poptart is a calzone you dumbass