clientsfromhell:

I was hired to do branding and a website for a non profit. After working together for over two months, the client loved everything I did and was thrilled all along the way. Unfortunately, she was a bit indecisive so it took a lot longer than expected because I kept having to make and revert changes for her. 

Me: Just to let you know, we’re getting pretty close to my hour cap for this project. I’m more than willing to do the work, but once we go over that I will have to start charging you additionally by the hour.

Client: That’s no problem! Do what you have to.

I reminded her of this several times, and let her know what kind of hours I as putting in. She gave the okay, every time.

Client: It’s incredible, thank you so much! We really love everything you’ve done and we are so excited.

She even cried at how much she loved it. 

Then I sent her the bill.

Client: Please send me the final files ASAP. Also, I’m really sorry but I am not going to be able to pay you the extra $1,000 that I owe you. 

Me: I cannot send the final files until you pay your bill.  

Client: I am not happy with the final branding and would like all my money back.  

The best part? I am a female designer and this is a non profit who’s mission is to help women who have been taken advantage of.

> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

ubercharge:

mantreads:

moodboard

if i may contribute

callmeisolde:

mythopoeticlicense:

teroknortailor:

ainaraoftime:

nickyhaughts:

lgbt rep on television, otherwise known as:

• the dead lesbian
  
• the token gay
• the suffering bisexual
• the non-existent trans person

#note: the suffering bisexual isnt allowed to use the word ‘bisexual’

this sounds like the basis for a superhero team

• an undead lesbian hero who has the power of immortality 
• a gay hero who can copy themselves over and over and appear as a “token” in other people’s lives, gathering important information
• a bisexual hero impervious to pain who can invoke the powers of ice and fire by saying a certain incantation word
• a trans hero who can warp spacetime and travel transdimentionally in and out of our current universe

I see the asexual’s power of invisibility remain as strong as ever

reblogging for the last comment

silver-tongues-blog:

Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

ostolero:

stinkyhat:

ostolero:

ostolero:

untapped joke potential: putting health bars on really big buildings

I’m not talking about video games or some irrelevant shit I’m talking about real buildings like the eiffel tower which I will kill in one hit

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES !!!

thecutespook:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

rickrakontoys:

Vader finds a kindred spirit.

crowtrobot:

wallisgloom:

squided:

chex-quest:

tyleroakley:

#2006vs2016: some things never change

лагер Ласло hallobeanies, лагер Ласло последния епизод, лагер Ласло обичат болни, лагер Ласло meatman, епизоди лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло забавни моменти, лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод, лагер Ласло Свети Валентин, лагер Ласло край, лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши, лагер Ласло пълни епизоди, лагер Ласло където е Ласло, лагер Ласло чужденец епизод, лагер Ласло сте там Смитс, лагер балсам Ласло въздух, лагер Ласло AMV, лагер Ласло животни, лагер Ласло арабика, 
лагер Ласло работа и тор, лагер Ласло невероятно състезание, лагер отваряне Ласло аниме, лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс, лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври, лагер Ласло е Едуард, лагер Ласло оригване, лагер Ласло бебе боб, лагер Ласло броня, лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките, лагер Ласло бокса Едуард, лагер Ласло burpless, лагер Ласло мида, лагер Ласло Колед

I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  

*touches soil*
something awful happened here

@wandtowand

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

dontneedfeminism2:

dainslefsblog:

association-of-free-people:

At least our dystopia will have a steampunk theme.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/12/29/amazons-flying-warehouses-dispatch-drone-deliveries-sky/amp/?client=safari

So how long until sky pirates become a thing?

Amazon, do we need to go over why blimps are a bad idea again?

Okay I think Amazon needs some heavier competition, they have too much money and are starting to lose it. What are their board meetings like. “So you know how we sell stuff online like movies, games, clothing and toys…right well what if we also made tv shows and sky warehouses held by blimps full of drones oh and robot ninjas that jerk you off every time you spend $100 or more. Next year let’s invent magic and colonize the sun.”

jadorexjaii:

its-a-different-world:

umm-mmm:

I’m Crying 😭

I love him, so much.

He’s amazing lmfao