OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCKYOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
This has been in my head for awhile. With Zenyatta being the closest to D.va in age, I like the idea of them being friends.
Am I the only one who feels like this would be great for both of them? Like, I know Zenyatta is like chill AF but I would never really say he’s relaxed in the most traditional sense of the word - meanwhile D.Va could definitely use his guidance on things like regulating her emotions in a way that doesn’t demonize them, and for general big brotherly advice.
Also fucking adorable.
fallout 4: YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD!!1!
me, romancing every female companion in the game: my what
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