Silver Tongue

fierceawakening:

vbatheflyinghead:

sushinfood:

specsthespectraldragon:

gay-jesus-probably:

keitheaverage:

Fandom culture’s gotten so weird in the past couple months. Like, just in 2017 we’ve had:

  • a fanartist getting fed cookies with needles in ‘em bc they shipped something that another person didn’t agree with
  • someone taking photos of an animation studio’s unreleased work and putting said studio under actual legal fire bc that person threatened to keep sharing them publicly unless that company made a ship canon
  • Dream Daddy, a LGBT+-friendly game made by LGBT+ people, being out for barely a week and people are already receiving death threats and others are giving out false info about the game bc some people aren’t into Game Grumps

Seriously, are y’all okay?? Like, I know people are entitled to their opinions about ships and stuff, and sometimes making your voice heard about problems in works of fiction can lead to positive change in some aspects, but like???? honestly??? if you think hating on ships/making your ship canon or w/e is worth someone’s health/safety/job, you really need to rethink your priorities. 

Wait what the fuck was the needle cookie thing because I think I missed that one and I kind of need the details now

someone showed up at a con where the fanartist had a table (I think) and gave her cookies. the cookies had needles in them; not like one needle per cookie, but a more unnecessary amount of needle per cookie. I think she was fine and didn’t need surgery, but I’m not super clear on the aftermath of needle eat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_hAresU0AAOwrN?format=jpg this is the result and no it ain’t food coloring. Human lives should never be jeopardized because you don’t like something someone draws. Ffs.

My hate for this bullshit is eternal and never ending.

Like I keep saying, this is why pushes for representation kinda seemed ominous to me.

Like, I know they started with people trying to gently say to white writers, most of whom were big name and rich, “hey could you put a few more WOC in here” or “hey could you have some of these hinty gay couples end up together”

But the more Byzantine it got, the more I started to think “so what happens when a minority writer is too establishment? What happens when she wants to critique her community through her fiction? What happens when she wants to say ‘this group ain’t perfect, but at the end of the day, it’s home?’”

I wish I could say I was surprised by the backlash to Dream Daddy, but the only thing I’m surprised by is how long it took.

I’ve said it again and again but

“We don’t mean minority creators!”

…There’s no way not to eventually mean us.

scabiez:

yknow whats depressing is when a good post has a million unnecessary unfunny comments so you go to reblog from the source and the source deleted the post

What if. Hear me out

beardie-arts:

I ponified the once-ler

you would have to ponyfy him again so he has someone he can be shipped with

thisismyspotkatr:
“ Did “Buddy” just stick after
”

tonycurtis:

tonycurtis:

OMG!!!! So I just got back from… You guessed it the Emoji Movie! How are you all sleeping on this! Shame on you, shame on you! As your fandom mom, I’m telling you all to go out there NOW, my little garbage perverts, and watch this movie! SQUEE~ I can’t believe Hi-5 and Gene are my dirty little gay couple. SINNING!!!!!!!

SO- let’s start. Gimme some headcanons for the movie! I’m DYING for more content UNNNNNNFFF

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atissi:
“ im sorry someone else already drew @hypeswap ’s idea but i really wanted to draw calliope and her tongue
unreleased footage: calliope unhinging her jaw and swallowing the fudgesicle whole. roxy has put the caption “im in love” ”

atissi:

im sorry someone else already drew @hypeswap ’s idea but i really wanted to draw calliope and her tongue

unreleased footage: calliope unhinging her jaw and swallowing the fudgesicle whole. roxy has put the caption “im in love”

Hey friendly reminder to everyone that Jenkins is the only character to have such a bad roll that he died

forgottentazfacts:

Griffin: Uh, and he points his wand at the meat monster and a bolt of fiery flame shoots out of it. Uhhh,

[rolls dice]

Griffin: And he rolled a 2. And uh, misses the meat monster by a country mile!

[Travis and Justin laughing hard]

Taako: The worst!

Griffin: Uhh, and uh, with that, it’s back to the top of the order! [laughing] Uh, which is, the meat monster [Justin laughing hard]. Which, uh, trudges over to Jenkins, uh, picks him up by the throat, and throws him off the back of the, uh, open caboose door. And Jenkins… [rolls dice, scoffs] rolls an 8 on his dexterity saving throw. And you don’t see Jenkins anymore, he is gone, he has been deposited out of the back of the train. You hear him go:

Jenkins: Smell ya laterrrrrrrrrrrr~~~

Taako was right; Jenkins was such a shitty wizard that he died from his own bad rolls.

beautifry:
“ petewentzstolemypizza:
“ coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:
“ rnyselfie:
“ themurderscene:
“ and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
”
is that my chemical romance?
”
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu...

beautifry:

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

joekewlio:

ourdustytrails:

Codename: Kids Next Door–Treehouses (Part 2)

GOD THIS IS METAL SLUG TIER MAXIMALISM AND I LIVE FOR IT

sheepkind:
“ viralthings:
“The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.” ”
marry her faster
”

sheepkind:

viralthings:

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

marry her faster