yeah, “what if hannibal was a chill guy who didn’t commit a single crime but will thought he ate people anyway” is pretty funny but personally i think it’d be even funnier if he committed literally any crime EXCEPT cannibalism but was still a prime suspect in the serial cannibalistic murders sweeping across the states while his true offences remained undiscovered
will: it’s him, i know it’s him, i can SMELL the smoke on his clothes from the barbecue he used to roast the burger patties he made from his victims
hannibal, who just got back from burning down a building to dispose of the body and evidence after poisoning one of his dinner guests the night before, but not before looting the victim’s collection of expensive watches to sell to buy himself a new 3 piece gay bitch suit, now sitting at his desk calmly filing false claims on his taxes: and if you are wrong, will?
he carries ice cream in his back pocket
Today I find the spiritual successor to iguanamouth in the form of sir
when one character brokenly says “i have nothing to offer you” and the other character looks at them with fond exasperation, because there’s nothing else they could want except the gift of their love. that shit gets me.
Does anyone have that comic where someone asks how you tell the difference between male and female elfs because they are too androgynous and someone answers that the female elfs have bigger penises?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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