Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

@warriorofhammerfell submitted:

I think this was made specifically for me to find and present to you, so here

This is the best video I’ve ever seen and I agree fully with every word this man says

pembrokewkorgi:

Was watching Speed Buggy and Debbie made this face… I don’t even know what kinda’ face that’s supposed to be…

when you don’t think the brownie worked so you eat a few more and then they all kick in at once

vikarva:
“im the warriors’ son
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vikarva:

im the warriors’ son

I want a divorce
Anonymous

jeinu:

PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

fieldbears:
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“   “   Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” ”
i can never not reblog this
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fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

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One of the...

grumpsaesthetics:

the short adventure of the mooch (july 2017 - july 2017):

  1. sells stakes in company to take WH job
  2. didn’t get the job
  3. finally gets job six months later
  4. first thing he does is tell everyone that priebus is a ‘fucking paranoid schizophrenic’, and that bannon sucks his own cock
  5. wife immediately files for divorce
  6. misses the birth of his child
  7. is fired, after only 10 days

writterings:

things this episode taught us about summer:
-she becomes unfeeling and even downright murderous when she’s upset but repressing her feelings
-she’s nihilistic
-she seems to be making her mother’s mistakes in regards to men but eventually realizes that she’s doing that, so stops before the problem can fully escalate

things this episode taught us about morty:
-he represses his emotions to the point where physically taking his aggression out on others is sickly therapeutic
-he still has his original morals of “killing is wrong” but oftentimes gets caught up in the affairs of other people’s murderous activities and is okay with them murdering people and even assisting them as long as he’s not technically at fault

things this episode taught us about rick:
-he’s not into cannibalism

karosiv-the-aura-rose:

undercitytwerkteam:

why is it always media that tries to be open and inclusive like steven universe, overwatch, dream daddy, that have the worst fanbases that run around telling eachother to kill themselves over inaccurate fanart and headcanon disputes

Because they try to be progressive and sadly the majority (or at least a very very loud minority) of the “progressive” people are the most toxic and “hungry” people out there.

It’s impossible to satisfy them, nothing is “progressive” enough.

You give them an inch and they’ll rip your arm off and take a mile.

This is partly why most artists, producers, directors, etc, are so reluctant to make more progressive content. No matter what they do, they’ll receive colossal backlash, so they just stick to what they know, the safe route.

Ironic really, that those that demand progressiveness are inadvertently stunting it.