negroifyoudontsitdown:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

nadinerosses:

No offense but this is Troy Baker’s best work

spitblaze:

afloweroutofstone:

AND THE RIDE GOES ON

by the time this term is over literally every adult male in the united states will have held a position in the white house for at least a day

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

centipeetle:

centipeetle:

Well everyone looks like i’ve been selected as the trump administration’s new communications director. Time to get that paper

I have been let go.

My turn, bitch

Nevermind

welp looks like i’m being called in to cover for his bs

aaaand now i don’t have to do that anymore ever again

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

centipeetle:

centipeetle:

Well everyone looks like i’ve been selected as the trump administration’s new communications director. Time to get that paper

I have been let go.

My turn, bitch

Nevermind

welp looks like i’m being called in to cover for his bs

espionagis:

Lawful Good: Laws are good if they are just and fair.

Lawful Neutral: Laws are good because they are laws.

Lawful Evil: Laws are good, but only if they benefit me.

Neutral Good: Let’s do the Right Thing(™)

True Neutral: Please leave me alone.

Neutral Evil: What’s in it for me?

Chaotic Good: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for others freedom.

Chaotic Neutral: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for mine.

Chaotic Evil: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world. Mine more than yours. 

thechekhov:

aurasabloom:

guy-who-exists:

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

xD

Ok but those subtitles are 100% accurate

thefeelofavideogame:

madchrison:

It was amazing!!

drnitrusbrio:

That right there is the evolvo-ray, now let’s talk about the evolvo-ray. Can we talk about the evolvo-ray, please, Tropy? I’ve been dying to talk about the evolvo-ray with you all day, okay? Dr. Cortex. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Cortex’s credit isn’t getting sent back to me. Dr. Cortex. Dr. Cortex. I look in the mail THIS WHOLE BOX IS DR. CORTEX! So I say to myself “I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his lair, I gotta put my fist in the guy’s god damn face!” otherwise he’s never gonna get it, he’s gonna keep coming back down here! So I go up to Cortex’s office and what do I found out Tropy? What do I? Find? Out? There is no Dr. Cortex. The man does not exist. Okay, so I decided ooooooh shit buddy I gotta dig a little deeper “There’s no Dr. Cortex?” You gotta be kidding me I GOT BOXES FULL OF CORTEX! Alright so I start marching my way down to N. Gin in HR anD I KNOCK ON HIS DOOR AND I SAY “N. GIIIN! N. GIIIN! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT CORTEX!” and when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single god damn desk in that lair. There is… No… N. Gin in HR… Tropy, Half the minions in this iceberg have been made up. This lair is a god damn ghost town.