my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:
- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.”
- woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door
- rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”
he’s taken like 20 years off my life.
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers
anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will
he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword
he also chopped his own son’s hand off
he’s too dumb for them
Hey, in all fairness, vader probably learned the hand chopping off thing from Obi Wan. Kenobi chopped off the hand and legs of vader as well as the hand of some random bar patron and then luke chopped off the hand of the wampa as well as vaders hand so really the hand chopping off thing is kenobis fault.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
