Yes, customer. Tell me again about how whatever policy we have that is hindering you from doing something is illegal and how all of my store is going to jail.

rosexknight:

You don’t sound ignorant or stupid at all.

quietpinetrees:
““When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees
”

quietpinetrees:

“When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees

rapunzel-corona-lite:

quinzelade:

cincosechzehn:

thejambert:

The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 

i thought this was a shitpost and then i googled and 

i swear to god dont make me fact check an assumed shitpost.

Its real

2016 seems like one giant shitpost

dan-mcneely:

epic-divorceman:

using narrachara to come up with their character is good but factoring in no mercy habits is extra good 

🐀

matthewsagan:
“ hispanicbitch2:
“I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.
”
Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:
”

matthewsagan:

hispanicbitch2:

I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.

Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:

image

discorcl:

sanstheskely:

billieyoarmstrong:

books-and-cookies:

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

External image

ive had this queued this march

but have y’all seen the sequel

peppermintparvati:

loneozner:

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

tsunderrated:

girl121796:

quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife 

EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife VS 2017

mika-pm:

You took over one small town? You are like little baby, Guzma. Let me show you real destruction.