raptorific:

dcupenguin:

roscuro69:

justiceleaque:

bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood

#and then years down the line they find out he’s batman and bruce is just like ‘i mean i never denied it’     

#bruce not caring enough to hide his identity has been such a staple for batman comics but even the writers don’t realize they’re doing it

#there was this early 70s comics about a killer sending his victims batman costumes and killing them while they had them on

#so the police started suspecting one of the victims might be the real batman

#but inevitably bruce wayne gets a suit so commissioner gordon asks him if he could think of a reason the killer targeted him          

 #and bruce just replies ‘no but the design is awful it’s nothing like the original downstairs’      

 #while alfred is just looking straight into the panel’s camera resigned                                                            

In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman. 

And he just fuckin. He Does That

What seems to keep his cover isn’t secrecy (though there’s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous the idea is. Bruce Wayne?? Batman??? Puh-lease. I mean, have you seen the guy? Sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s far too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman. I mean, really. 

(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he’s got going on there.)
It’s likely become something akin to the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ joke, (check out this post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It’s fucking hilarious.

Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match…. I mean, the facts don’t lie

birdloaf:

garlic t hengehong

extremelycursedimages:

how cursed is this

my god

call-mejay:

joshnewberry:

you know, i dont think that most cis people realize that being a trans boy isn’t “I’m a girl who wants to be a boy”

it’s “I’m a boy who everyone insists is actually a girl”

and the same goes for trans girls too, although I’m not one so I worry about talking over them. but like with trans boys, it’s not “I’m a boy who wants to be a girl,” it’s “I’m a girl who everyone insists is a boy”

it’s not that trans people “want” to be genders that they aren’t, it’s that they ARE a certain gender but most people won’t accept them as such. what we want is to be seen and accepted as the gender that we really are

THIS

tunte:

former-fatty:

tunte:

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

That’s actually a fair point

iguanamouth:

beesforpresident:

no-items:

beesforpresident:

Yellow with black stripes
Six legs
Antenna
Compound eyes
Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

What kind of zebra…

a zebra

jitterbugjive:

like, AT MOST if I’m gonna do free drawings to practice, I might ask people to submit photos of themselves so I can practice working with various facial features and it’s something I’ve been considering but at the same time I feel like doing that would result in disaster and my inbox exploding

You could ask people to suggest celebrities for you to draw

jehovahhthickness:

So important.

ketrinadrawsalot:

It’s a great day for kites