rosexknight:

Customer: I can clearly hear that your voice is cracking like a 7th grader but you didn’t carry on a conversation with me and only waved me over from the line I was in and didn’t yell to call me over and that is UNACCEPTABLE!

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

prideandperdition:

ellimpala:

sorion:

responsible-reanimation:

lizardywizard:

idiopathicsmile:

ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!

did you mean Mornington Crescent

If you’ve never seen this video, WATCH IT!

this is the best video I have ever seen in my entire life holy fuck

THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO MAD I WAS EXPECTING SOME GREAT NEW STRATEGY

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ohnodino:

proudlyunicorn:

me when 2016 finally dies:

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me remembering 2017 means trump presidency:

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FUCK!

adurot:
“ textsfromsuperheroes:
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Haha! Tony “died” ”

adurot:

textsfromsuperheroes:

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Haha! Tony “died”.

soupery:

miss-azura:

soupery:

do u think stanley pines would work well in the stanley parable bc i thimk itd be a goddamn mess

absolutely not

#i have a fricking list on why#one of them is: stan doesn’t do well with people who order him around

exactly

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I’m just saying

billaba:

samtoyourdean:

so here’s our favorite adoptive space dad Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith:

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and here he is in Rogue One:

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meanwhile, here’s Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith:

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and here he is after the exact same amount of time: 

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I’d like some of whatever Bail is having on Alderaan and exactly zero of what Obi-Wan is having on Tatooine 

wait ‘till you see them both about a week later:

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In all fairness, Bail organa didn’t have to spend those years on a desert planet as a hermit watching a whiny kid grow raised by the dark lords uncle grow up.

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

thosevideogamemoments:

EAT THIS

I like how Mei is still going in with the punch at the very end

beanzinos:
“ honestly
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beanzinos:

honestly

jeffgerstmann:
“Pretty sure this guy is an undercover cop.
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I thought it was shigeru miyamoto

jeffgerstmann:

Pretty sure this guy is an undercover cop.

I thought it was shigeru miyamoto