yall mind if i
measure my abilities?
crab doctor: youre going to feel a little pinch now
patient: ok… sorry, needles make me nervous
crab doctor [clacking claws together]: what needle
If Bev were to try and add someone to her Pokemon team, and the change were to backfire on her, what would she become?
Probably a Goodra or Miltank, I imagine
What makes you say that?
Wide hips and big butt which you are exceptionally good at
if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven
if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven
this is the plot of the companions questline in skyrim
If you’ve ever sent anonymous hate to someone I hope you just know that you’re the reason why tumblr is boring now
You’re the reason why the artists have gone elsewhere
You’re the reason why the content creators have given up on this website
You’re the reason why the magic and passion and acceptance that was once here is gone
You’re the reason why the community left
You’re the reason why you scroll and scroll and scroll and see nothing but reposted overly filtered photos and gimmick accounts and promo posts
You guys decided that your anger was more important
This didn’t happen out of thin air
You all know who you are, you fucking did this. This is what you wanted. To be bored. To silence people until there was nothing left.
You made yourself, and many many other people, lonely.
