yall mind if i

favecolor:

measure my abilities?

image

grimdarkmatt:

the truth is out

fartgallery:

crab doctor: youre going to feel a little pinch now

patient: ok… sorry, needles make me nervous

crab doctor [clacking claws together]: what needle

bevendre:

pitchdarkedge:

bevendre:

If Bev were to try and add someone to her Pokemon team, and the change were to backfire on her, what would she become?

Probably a Goodra or Miltank, I imagine

What makes you say that?

Wide hips and big butt which you are exceptionally good at

butterscotchbird:
“ moo and boof
boof belongs to @one-awkwardcat
”

butterscotchbird:

moo and boof

boof belongs to @one-awkwardcat

rasec-wizzlbang:

phlogistinators:

recentgooglesearches:

if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven

if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

this is the plot of the companions questline in skyrim

wealthy-loser:

If you’ve ever sent anonymous hate to someone I hope you just know that you’re the reason why tumblr is boring now

You’re the reason why the artists have gone elsewhere

You’re the reason why the content creators have given up on this website

You’re the reason why the magic and passion and acceptance that was once here is gone

You’re the reason why the community left

You’re the reason why you scroll and scroll and scroll and see nothing but reposted overly filtered photos and gimmick accounts and promo posts

You guys decided that your anger was more important

This didn’t happen out of thin air

You all know who you are, you fucking did this. This is what you wanted. To be bored. To silence people until there was nothing left.

You made yourself, and many many other people, lonely.

cringepics:

cringepics:

gaston from beauty and the beast is the best disney character

i’ll expand: he could drink anyone under the table, was ripped, had lush hair, and died for a Good and True Cause: fighting furries

:2 is the official horse emote