Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?
if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages
me: tumblr can you upload this photo?
tumblr: no
(5 hours later)
tumblr: hey im sorry about earlier. i uploaded your photo 8 times to make it up to you
Everyone is Alive • Everyone is Gay
@dracini look it’s (most of) your characters.
This is probably a homestuck fic
well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
Lan Fan: You're not very sympathetic for a doctor.
Dr. Knox: I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy, go to a nursery.
