Karkat Vantas and John Egbert
Homestuck
First Contact

luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it
Luv iti love this brick!
i love this brick!
LOVE this brick
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
Everyone says lucio is a cinnamon roll, BUT HE LITERALLY DROVE VISHKAR OUT OF BRAZIL ON HIS OWN
hippity hoppity get off my property
a female character: openly despises and responds angrily to a male character’s advances
you all gremlins: what a good ship they should hook up



