Silver Tongue

robnosh:

wymanthewalrus:

treekarusblog:

wymanthewalrus:

buffet-anarchist:

wymanthewalrus:

omalleyred:

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

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Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

Oh?

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

give us the deets

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.


And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

@shizukateal

lesbianpoisonivy:

lesbianpoisonivy:

if superman doesnt re appear on justice league like metro man did then im not interested… like diana n bruce go to his apartment to find info n hes just there chilling on his pjs like “i just needed a break my dudes.. now im a country singer wanna hear some of my tunes”

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Justice League (2017) Dir. Zack Snyder

pacificrim:

simplybluecandle:

pacificrim:

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holy shit

Remember kids, anyone who doesn’t have left-wing opinions is LITERALLY a Nazi! Anyone who doesn’t agree with this irrefutable fact is a Nazi, too! Anyone who has different political views should be BEATEN!

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I hate to tell you this but the people being killed in this video are Actual Literal Nazis

important revelation i had today

mote-of-ash:

cereology:

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fUCK

I can’t believe griffin was in zootopia

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whyismagnuscrying:

Magnus is crying because Merle won’t let him carve his wooden arm into something cool.

oh please. we know magnus woudl carve his arm into a magic duck

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

i dreamt that scientists discovered humans have a second heart under their heart

scotchtapeofficial:

some dudes were doing liver surgery and they were like “hey this whole thing is hollow and it looks like theres another heart in here” and it was like, fucking, revolutionary. no one had ever looked inside a liver before

benepla:
“ mgsotacon:
“this is the worst fucking thing ive ever seen
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OPs afraid of raw human sexuality
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benepla:

mgsotacon:

this is the worst fucking thing ive ever seen

OPs afraid of raw human sexuality