that-house:

huffylemon:

dogsuffrage:

free-martin:

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

Call that a microaggression

joey-wheeler-official:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

fuckhamlet:

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

movie producers be like

Seto Kaiba summoning monsters

xxtc-96xx:

pokemon-ash-aus:

FT!Huey would either be a Sylveon or Leafeon!

Me and @xxtc-96xx were unsure if he would keep his green coloring or if he would change to the leafeon/Sylveon shiny coloring so here’s both ^^

Look at this handsome lad~

esbian:

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

clowniconography:

btwxsixesandsevens:

the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.

animusrox:

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus  

bobacupcake:

Originally posted by shinyevie

demilypyro:

never-ever-dancing-yogurt:

demilypyro:

never-ever-dancing-yogurt:

demilypyro:

i’m a few years into my 20s now and i’ve only dated like 3 people, and only one of those lasted longer than a week… i guess i can blame my gender stuff but ehh

just dont tell them till yk theyre worth it, these mfs dont deserve to know

tell them what, that i don’t have much dating experience? why does that matter

anything, just dont speak to them whatsoever and then theyll find you mysterious

that seems… counterproductive.

someone could date 5 people in 1 year but that means nothing compared to someone who dates 1 person for 5 years

everythingfox:

“They partied too hard last night, and now he has to clean up all the litter”

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