polyglotplatypus:

anti-anshu-association:

polyglotplatypus:

today i had a good laugh browsing this Hell Website™ so i decided to make this

>:( how dare you use these SILENCING TACTICS!!!!!? Freedom of speach!

fite me scrub

saturnineaqua:

i thought of this tweet and laughed my ass off tonight. 

be-ready-to-throw:

when-i-say–go:

that-i-just-found:

look–at-this-net:

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mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

@mint-and-love

EVERYTHING makes you look cute

Liessssssss

yeah it’s highly improbable. There’s likely to be at least ONE thing that doesn’t make you cute. It’s just a mathematic certainty.

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

I’m a doe so I don’t get antlers very often and when I do, they are really smol. It makes putting on a shirt way easier.

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

theargentumlupine:

tresbellemichelle:

blametheleather:

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

#there are 4 tiers of kinks  #tier 1: things u can admit to irl friends  #tier 2: things u can admit to on ur public blog  #tier 3: kinks u can talk about on skype in private w ur friends  #tier 4: you open the fics in incognito at 2am before going to bed and nobody can ever know   <– @ssealdog telling it like it is

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian