imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
I highlighted some of my favorite bits. I love how men are CONSUMED by their certainty that feminism is actually all about them. Because everything MUST be.
Or literally ruining the Earth, or literally tearing out our own DNA, I forget what our agenda is this week.
These feminists, much like the Orcs of Mordor
Me when I see a stray male who has wandered away from his flock:
yeah american portion sizes are big as shit but the usa/japan drink size comparison isn’t really the best since american companies just give people gigantic cups to convince them theyre getting more drink when really it’s ¾ ice
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
