How would you attack someone with that, anyway? You wouldn’t be able hold it horizontally without slicing yourself up, and it almost looks like the handle part is providing a target to aim at.
today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
a) what the absolute whole goddamn fuck. we get it, dctv, you fucking hate jewish people. We Get It.
b) i shouldn’t even have to say why making an alternate universe where heroes are nazis is fucking Bad lmfao?
c) and this is the big one: Kara Zor-El, and Barry Allen are Jewish. for Barry it’s a more recently implemented thing that’s been a popular headcanon for awhile although the DCEU is, to my knowledge, the first time it’s been explicitly canon. Kara and Clark, on the other hand, have always been Jewish. that’s a fact. they’re Jewish, and to twist them into Nazis is utterly fucking disgusting.
if you’re going to defend this mess, block me and tell me so I can block you, since i don’t want to see any of this fucking garbage on my dash.
(And yes, I’m aware that later Metroid titles try to retroactively justify it by claiming in the manuals - though oddly, never in the actual games - that all those random giant monsters are actually ranking Space Pirate commanders. All I can say is that I’d love to see what those executive meetings look like!)
It’s very hard to believe them when they say that creepy Chozo spaceship ghost is actually a Space Pirate, somehow–
I know, right? The fire-breathing space dragon I can just about buy as a pirate commander - lording over hordes of monstery minions is a traditional dragon role - but the sixty-foot mushroom-iguana? The giant man-eating prawn? How does that mission briefing work? Like, I want to see fucking Phantoon stroll into a strategy meeting fifteen minutes late with Starbucks.
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