my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”
bro
bro it means monkey bars
now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”
I M L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”
kinda fucked up how new years is gonna be on friday the 13th this year :/
I feel like he’s just gonna keep making shit and Anish is gonna get hold of it somehow like them lil cartoon villains
aint these folk got art to do?
You say that like being this petty isn’t art.
Please note: the world’s glitteriest glitter is a ton of shiny super-clear glass shards. Anish dipped his middle finger in the pink pigment for his instagram volley.
…this is definitely escalation. Like “try that last stunt with THIS, jackass.”
The krogans Wrex and Grunt are legitimately two of my favourite characters in all of fiction. Their beautifully morbid senses of humour and constant shows of comradarie towards Shepard always make me smile.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
