outofcharacter-overwatch:

((Ive been calling the Junkenstein video the “Rick Sanches Skin” since day one))

-Mod Jay

babesargent:

remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)

legionofpotatoes:
“I cannot process this
”

legionofpotatoes:

I cannot process this

larry-thesnail:
“ not again
”

larry-thesnail:

not again

helcna:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

smollestfox:

smollestfox:

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons!
me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients!
me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

Also skyrim loading screen: Bears wont attack you unless you threaten them

me, getting mauled by a bear that came running from 200 yards away just to fuck my shit up: you dont say… 

weavemama:

@ 2016 SO YOU GONNA TAKE PRINCE, CARRIE FISHER, MUHAMMAD ALI, ALAN RICKMAN, GENE WILDER, GEORGE MICHAEL BUT NOT DONALD TRUMP??????

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trashboat:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be