minerva mcgonagall is sitting and watching the first triwizard task when fred nudges her
“hey professor,” he says. “these events sure do drag on, huh?”
“weasley,” she says. “you’re banned from the next two events.”
at the next one, she is waiting in the stands when george walks past.
“hey professor,” he says. “i wish i could sea what’s going on.”
“you are also banned” she says
at the last one, she finds herself sitting alone when she hears a voice from beneath her
“wow,” it says. “this sure is a-maze-ing”
she looks down. ginny weasley is grinning up at her.
If you don’t understand why people get so upset over celebrity deaths, here’s the answer.
Bringing this back for the end of the year. I feel like it’s appropriate.
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
No.
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
“HEL-LO”
“Shiiiiiiit!” *leaps back around the corner*
“ARE YOU STILL THERE~?”
*sobbing*
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts
