skip-supports-ships:

Telling someone that their ship makes you uncomfortable  also respect their ship cause it’s fiction. You just want them to tag correctly so it’s easier to avoid

puertohurraco:

golfgalaxy:

cum:

golfgalaxy:

people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself

bro how do you eat pizza

telepathically

lmaonade:

dark souls on my life i will prove to you that you are valid

memecucker:

I do think the Puritans are the closest we’ve had to a real word version of fantasy novel cults that openly worship an evil deity that is openly evil and upfront about waning to tyrannies and enslave all beings

targuzzler:

powerburial:

targuzzler:

snail in a mech suit how bout that shit

a snail is already a slug in a mech suit

oh god

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

This is what it feels like to be Agent Mulder. I want to chase you down eight flights of a parking garage, screaming at you about what your name is and how you know this, desperate to know if I can trust this information.

tesladyneindustries:

kosmosxipo:

tesladyneindustries:

Don’t let tumblr make you think that the McElroy brothers are experts, or that their advice should be followed.

What’s the status vis-a-vis Travis being a sexpert?

I have not seen any receipts regarding the degree on his wall, but my inbox is open.

tesladyneindustries:

kosmosxipo:

tesladyneindustries:

Don’t let tumblr make you think that the McElroy brothers are experts, or that their advice should be followed.

What’s the status vis-a-vis Travis being a sexpert?

I have not seen any receipts regarding the degree on his wall, but my inbox is open.

tragicmushroom:

blandyblaugh:

democrips:

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

ribbon-girl:

marxferatu:

if you’re rich you’re not valid

–Jesus