scraps-is-busy:

I’mma wreck you!

My first ever shiny that I caught myself is a shiny Stufful. He is my Pip.

maggiesworlds:

How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less - Prince Derek

sugarspicenotallnice:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

Yes

It’s educational

spiralmenace:

madsciences:

becausebirds:

“My relative did an eye exam on a Great-horned Owl”

I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl

LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

When you get nice anons

rabitsp:

could you imagine dropping the ball this fucking hard

snailkit:

shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience
also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”

purplecalamity:

Some girls and some colors!

fight-god:

noctis, you little shit

scraps-is-busy:

Santa was confused at first, but by the time Dancer and Prancer where being grilled alive as reindeer burgers he was oddly content with the whole thing. 

The jolly red man never knew the evil he let into that workshop.

I don’t know, getting rid of the fay doesn’t seem to evil to me. More chaotic good.