I CAN SAVE HIM
the starbucks employees ive befriended have offered to make me the worst drink they’ve ever had regularly ordered. they call it ‘swamp water’
it looks like this
Whatever Homestuck’s flaws, you’ve got to admit that taking the archetypal scheming idiot whose wildly inadvisable plans keep working out for them due to plot-armour levels of impossible luck and going “and also, the ability to do that is literally their super power, so you’re not allowed to call it a plot hole” was a masterstroke of pissing people off.
The fact that this could refer to any number of the following characters really sells it:
Vriska, the obvious one, who’s power is literally to steal people’s luck.
Gamzee, because of weird plot bullshit.
Caliborn/Lord English, who jury-rigged causality itself to cause this.
Rose, via Seer of Light bullshit
Terezi, via Seer of Mind bullshit
And there’s probably more examples tbh
Gay culture is picking Chikorita
The type disadvantage against every single Johto gym leader represents the struggles we face as LGBT people
chikorita threw the first brick at stonewall


















