This is just….the BEST
i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point
“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”
i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad
This.. this is what those new amiibo are implying.. right??
at first I was like “precious canon poly” but that immediately devolved into “the kidnapping and retrieval rituals in each game are actually a complicated act of foreplay” and I don’t wanna think about it anymore
rebuttal: it’s not sexual they just think it’s fun
