a conversation I saw at Taco Bell
young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito
leafunia:
“ “Twitter絵まとめ3” by すっぱいぬ
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leafunia:

Twitter絵まとめ3” by すっぱいぬ
※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their works.

leafunia:
“ “Twitter絵まとめ3” by すっぱいぬ
※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their works.
”

leafunia:

Twitter絵まとめ3” by すっぱいぬ
※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their works.

shriika:
“star for @adrienette with “castle in the sky” from this challenge
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shriika:

star for @adrienette with “castle in the sky” from this challenge

enjistier:
“ I started this so long ago and I’m never gonna finish it so yeah
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enjistier:

I started this so long ago and I’m never gonna finish it so yeah

krowbird:
“Reminder
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krowbird:

Reminder

clientsfromhell:

Client: I noticed on your last invoice to me that you charged me a late fee

Me: Yes, as stated in our contract (which he very clearly didn’t read), a small late fee is applied to the next invoice if the payment is not received by the due date 

His fee was $10 for a +$1000 bill. I gave him lots of reminders beforehand AND I agreed to give his company double the time to pay than all my other clients.

Client: I thought we had a better relationship than that, why are you charging me extra? Let’s try to avoid that on the next invoice.

Me: I think that’s on you, honestly.

gray-colored-life:

iamnotbitten:

halakitalot:

blissfully-winter:

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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

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CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

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smallish-giraffe:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

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you Used him

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he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

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second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

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their cause is gaining numbers

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this is a revolution

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i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

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we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog