etanwa:

ravenclaw-starkid-1025:

proudblackconservative:

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula

eponinetheunafraid:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

And the list goes on …

It is *destroying* Cheeto Hitler that nobody who is worth a damn wants to be present for, or perform at, his inauguration.

Good. Fuck him and his illegitimate presidency. I hope he’s miserable.

Ok with this being said, I’d like to speak in defense of one of the groups that is performing for the inauguration.

The Rockettes are being hired out to perform for him. These girls actively cannot turn down the job without being blacklisted from dancing. We shouldn’t be angry with those girls, who are trying to survive and live their dream and make an honest living, but rather the asshat who’s hiring them out, who I’ve heard has at least some connection to Trump, being a major Mogul who runs the agency that schedules performances for different dance companies and so on in NY.

So I’m sorry if anyone disagrees, but I feel really bad for the Rockettes, because I have a friend who is being forced to perform at the inauguration if she wants to continue being part of the literal 1.4% of dancers in NYC to actually have a paying job they can live off of, and I know many of those girls are in the same situation, just doing what they have to to keep their jobs.

So if you want to be angry, be angry at Trump and at the guy who is selling out the Rockettes for his inauguration. But please, do not boycott the Rockettes for this. They’re hardworking, talented women who don’t deserve to be shunned by their audiences just because they can’t do anything to refuse this job and still make a living to survive.

shinycaterpie:
“I TRIED.
”

shinycaterpie:

I TRIED.

durbikins:
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fruitgushers:

tumblr does this thing where it fucks up pictures completely but some of them are better looking like theyre deep fried jpg, for example:

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erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

imagine if a young lesbian snuck into her bathroom at night and summoned Bloody Mary because she saw some pictures in an urban legend book and thought Mary was cute

To be clear, Bloody Mary appears and is flattered and also a lesbian

headofspectre:
“ fifty-shadesofgay:
“ commongayboy:
“Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!
”
homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave
”
No punches pulled
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headofspectre:

fifty-shadesofgay:

commongayboy:

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

No punches pulled