Merry Christmas
not sure if you younger kids will even understand the milk carton joke, but here’s a rundown of Santa’s lesser known second string: the replacement reindeer! happy holidays!
Wait, so in Gryffindor Tower, if a boy tries to go up the girl’s staircase, it turns into a slide, right? What if one day a kid sets foot on it, but it remains stairs, all the way to the top, and at the top the kid whispers “I knew I was a real girl”
*slamming fist on the table* MORE TRANS POSITIVE HEADCANONS (TRANS POSITIVE CANON WOULD BE FUCKING GREAT TOO WHILE WE’RE AT IT)
What if it changes every few days for the gender fluid people and doesn’t work at all for agender people but instead a secret dorm opens up
I can’t believe Australians thought Beyoncé was talkin about Sprite
What?
Haven’t you seen the Lemonade Discourse?
Nope. Not at all.
Basically, Australians (and apparently other countries) refer to Sprite/lemon lime soda as “lemonade” and they don’t actually have lemonade like we do here i.e., a sweetened lemon juice based drink. So “when life gives you lemons” apparently isn’t even like, a saying there.
Oh wait yeah I did see that. I think they call lemonade, lemon cordial.
The FUCK is a cordial
Cordial? Like a telephone cord? As in Telephone part 2? Beyoncé and lady Gaga ? The ‘Nati strikes again
The sips are here for the taking, babes
