Silver Tongue
stitchesnthread:
“Hi!
”

jonlovett:

brainstatic:

Remember in one of the debates when Trump and Clinton were asked to say something nice about the other, and Clinton said Trump’s children prove his character? It took 10 months for that burn to manifest but the payoff was worth it.

i can’t believe hillary clinton invented foreshadowing

mawomera:
“ devil dog
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mawomera:

devil dog

daily-karkat:

someone forgot to tell john it was a date….. (it was dave)

nevaehtyler:

💀💀💀

star-bfly:

Once there was a lady who lived in the moon, she was called Moon Lady and she could only come out during lunar eclipses. 

Once there was a little girl playing alone by the sea.

Hello little girl! Who are you? I’m the Moon Lady.

They became best friends, they swam in the dirty ocean water, rolled down a hill on a giant beach ball, played, can you catch me? and rode horses or something.

They had so much fun, but soon the eclipse started to vanish and the moon lady had to say goodbye, because eclipses can’t last forever, but the little girl never forgot the moon lady or their friendship. The End.