daily-karkat:

darlingdamara:

bayrad:

its-mustard-gucci:

Damn

periegesisvoid:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

aftselakhis-shaladin:

“Lesser evil is still evil” yeah, but fewer people will die.

rubegoldbergsaciddreams:

oh no

kingcheddarxvii:

I was watching Captain America: Winter Soldier and I had a wondering, do you think there were Hydra agents working as like, janitors, and the SHIELD janitors also had to fight their old friends. like Captain America’s blowin up airships in the sky and meanwhile Randy and Jeff are goin at it with mops

yeah but if he gets it, can he curse it?

elektronx:

Despite being a cold-blooded killer, Scope likes to stay warm every so often.

heterokatedison:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

algo-hermoso:

ingtarwolf:

turnipfritters:

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!