Silver Tongue

mothsprout:

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Opossum with little gremlin babies !! 🌾

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androdragynous:

androdragynous:

saw another poll that was like “hi followers do you want to see me draw art of [franchise] or my original content” and I want to say original content should always win. everyone should always talk about their ocs it’s always the right thing to do. your little guys will outlive anything. like bugs

copyright is temporary your joy is eternal. fuck brands

rorschachisgay:

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

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I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

adhoption:

prismatic-bell:

everythingfox:

Meep

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Translation for the monolingual:


“Where’s your mom? Where? You don’t—you don’t have one? Sorry. Poor dude.”

I love the shift between languages when it mleps through the English, as if he’s realised ‘oh, this must be a Spanish speaking deer’, and even more so because it genuinely seems to notice and stops to consider the question that time

socialistexan:

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Florida’s Anti Gender Affirming Care law has been partially struck down

dragonprincessmew:

tlirsgender:

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr’s favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don’t matter

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hollowboobtheory:

cazort:

seamsseap:

seamsseap:

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it


but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.

INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.

CONTAINS: PEANUTS.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.

in the opposite direction is when you have no reason to believe x food would contain y and there’s a big thing saying “this item contains no y” like

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keepcalmandcarriefischer:
“babymarkers:
“the-chocolate-chip-pancake:
“ thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
“ none pizza with left beef
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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
”
ive missed you
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Posted Oct 9, 2012
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keepcalmandcarriefischer:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012