Silver Tongue

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FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

Shrek knows all. it’s about his height

I jusr now realized that Farquad when said brittishly is pronounced fuck wad.

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    I questioned what this meant as a kid, and my parents explained that he was making up for being so short by having a...
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