Burglar, my cat, just stumbled into the living room, wearing one of my panties on his head.
I went to check my underwear drawer.
The padlock was still in place.
My cat is a wizard.
You could say he’s a master thief. The kind that breaks into places undetected and nobody notices something is missing because all the measures to prevent theft are still in place…
You could say he’s a type of burglar…
A Cat Burglar…