A WOLF AND A SPHERE ARE LOCKED IN DEADLY COMBAT, ONLY THE CHEERS OF THE PEOPLE OF NIPPON CAN GRANT THE WOLF HER VICTORYyou fight a metaphor for forgetfulness after a game of 20 questions with a glowing sea angel
Your girlfriend is dead twice over and your assistant/best friend in the entire world has to leave you. But hey, Puzzles!
Guess what? You’re a dragon that’s gonna end the world and you have to beat yourself.
Suddenly, the cop remembers he knows Aikido and helps rescue you and your adorabloodthirsty friends from governmental agents. Congrats on not dying.
A nihilist who almost destroyed the world saves the world from a giant fire god.
This dude who’s nothing get’s killed by these edgy teenagers and they finally go home to like Hawaii or whatever.
You and your best friend who’s basically teenage Vergil defeat a being who is technically nothing with the power of friendship and single button action commands.
Your bro tries to beat you up.
Afterwards the world ends… but gets better.
You fight a tentacled mask who is trying to drop the moon on the world, but the world is not your wolrd, it’s a parallel dimension with counterparts of people you know. The moon then turns into rainbows and you head back home to find your lost friend who you were searching for from the beginning of the game.
Or…
You fight the person who was helping you because she was tricking you but then her boyfriend who was your roomate for a while turns out to be an alternate version of you and is like “Yo, I got help. we don’t need their worlds power thing. we don’t need to become the whole reason we destroyed ours.”
So you and your girlfriend are sent back to your world and use your power thing to resurrect the other worlds power thing and then their world stops being such a shitty place.
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