You know what they say, you can’t bake a pie without pissing off Tumblr.
First you add flour, then some sugar and salt, and then you accidentally say something offensive to a group of people you didn’t even know existed.
Then you realize that said group of people is really just a bunch of teenaged fuckwits playing in the oppression olympics with some made-up bullshit, and stop giving a fuck.
And then you crack an egg into the bowl.
Then you use the titular ingredient. Apples, cherries, peaches, not cherries though. Cherries are disgusting. And if you use apples, you need to slice them and put them in a cinnamon, milk and confectioners sugar mix before pouring in the base.