romanorgasm

OMG THAT WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

jwblogofrandomness

I always wondered how the King and Queen knew that Rapunzel was their lost daughter. She was born a blonde, didn’t they think “You’re not our daughter our daughter is blonde”. Didn’t they ask for a background check or something.

"What’s your name?"

"Rapunzel"

"You’re not our daughter. We named our daughter Tina."

Eh, maybe they did a blood test.

silver-tongues-blog

The eyes.