Silver Tongue

my-cat-listens-to-metal:

imthedoctorbasicallyfun:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.

YOU

Yeah, but there’s another rumor that lightbulb is really tuned on by wall switch.

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