Silver Tongue
mikalopsia:
“ It’s further into the future than you can ever imagine. There have been rumors of something glorious buried in these fields for centuries.
English is a very dead language that only a few experts can decipher.
They’ve found something....

mikalopsia:

It’s further into the future than you can ever imagine. There have been rumors of something glorious buried in these fields for centuries.
English is a very dead language that only a few experts can decipher.

They’ve found something. Deliberate looking rock, carefully crafted. As they dug up more of the ancient artifact, they became more and more certain that this was a message.

For years, the people tried to find a translation. Some claimed it was an ancient art piece, others believed it could be a piece of religious content, possibly an offering or the remains of a small shrine to the gods.

‘Fuck you’ is now the most expensive piece of archaeology out there. A museum, famous for having the best security in the world, houses it. People from all over the galaxy come to lay eyes on the true mystery.
Marvelous.

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