I'm not Jesus, but...
Well, that’s usually followed by a homophobic or sexist thing.
Like “I’m not jesus but he doesn’t want htis thing that he was actually totally into.”
Like seriously, he and judas were totally gay. He washed judas’s feet a lot which was basically slang for sexing them… And his best friend, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Also, his first miracle was turning water to wine.
Jesus was a gay alcoholic who’s best platonic friend was a prostitute.
