Yo mama’s so fat she passed in front of the TV and I missed three seasons.
Yo mamas so ugly, she turned medusa into stone.
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Yo mama is so hairy, that when she gave birth to you, you got rig-burn.
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Yo mama’s so fat she makes the white whale look like a tic tac.
rosexknight reblogged this from scraps-is-busy and added: Yo mama’s so fat when she jumped in the pool her splash actually DID damage.
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You Mama’s so stupid she brought a bowl outside because she heard it was CHILLY!
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Yo mama so dirty she supports her own ecosystem
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Yo momma’s so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she turned medusa into stone.
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