Ah yes, finally, a soap for REAL AUSTRALIAN MEN, made from only the finest AUSTRALIAN VENOMOUS SPIDERS to VALIDATE YOUR TRUE-BLUE FAIR DINKUM MASCULINITY.
Isn’t that the spider that the females have sex and then kill their mates? Which is why it’s called a black widow? A widow being a female whose partner died? I don’t think that guys wanna bathe with the thought that their girlfriend/wife might kill them. Not the best marketing strategy.
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Widows have the red mark under them, not on their back, and it’s the wrong shape. It is very reminiscent though.
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Isn’t that the spider that the females have sex and then kill their mates? Which is why it’s called a black widow? A...
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bronyguard said: Everything in Australia is spiders and is trying to kill you: confirmed.
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